Today I find myself in a quandary. How to top "The Male Man"? It can't be done. "Male Man" is the pinnacle. So, I decided to post "Piano Mover" (Columbia, Krazy Kat, 1932). It also has everything a cartoon needs: juggling muscles, weird on-the-spot rotations, a masturbating dog, not to mention a fine example of the power of piano keys to attract chaw juice. Although it is not as good as "The Male Man" it is "The Greatest Cartoon Ever Made".